loves-not-a-three-way-street:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

sunshineinthetardis:

#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

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reblogging for that tag

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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baturday:

So much for The Dark Knight Rises…

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

That was the butler. He was supposed to be gardening. I don’t know what happened.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

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I just started laughing uncontrollably at this-

moonytoon:

thatonewannabechef:

souviet:

eiyoko:

thesanityclause:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

No birth marks? I’m brand new!

So…right in the gut, just beneath my left ribcage. I feel hardcore suddenly.

…just i front of the ear.

ow…

bullet to the back of the head/upper neck.

I’d say assassinated or executed..?

I almost took an arrow to the knee, but the person had horrible aim and missed my knee by an inch or two u.u

I AM IMMORTAL